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<%First_Mate_Drak> I once had a girl get so sloshed that she hit on me.
<%First_Mate_Drak> And by 'hit on me'.
<%First_Mate_Drak> I mean 'picked up a chair and tried to hit me because she thought I was a pinata.'
<%First_Mate_Drak> That was a weird halloween.
<%First_Mate_Drak> In her defense.
<%First_Mate_Drak> I was dressed as a pinata. >.>

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<vels_7> My computer was beginning to run slow, so i decided to reinstall windows. I have my own xp serial but no cd, so i downloaded one, and formatted the computer.
<vels_7> ...
<vels_7> then i realized that i had forgot to burn the cd.

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<dogan> yeah I saw a guy dressed as Cats at a costume party once
<dogan> didn't know what to say to him
<zuu> how about "it's you."

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