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<John> i would really appreciate it if you would stop IMing my girlfriend.
<DevXen> i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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<TashaCosta> So has anyone seen that anti-drug commercial where the dog tells his teenage owner, a girl "I don't like it when you smoke weed...it changes you...."
<TashaCosta> ?
<tawniteamo> lol I think so
<TashaCosta> Okay, well, does anyone other than me think that's a really ineffective commercial?
<TashaCosta> Because every drug user I know would look at their talking dog and go "Whoa, I bought some really good stuff!"
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<range> duck. Someone stole my d key and replaced it with d.
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SwineFlu has joined #askreddit
SwineFlu infects mexicans
<jerrygofixit> lol
SwineFlu infects americans
<jerrygofixit> fuck
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<borg[of]nine> There is something so delightfully sinister about replying to online dating ads while you're taking a shit.
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<lambda> my away msg on AIM is "partying @ the dunes"
<lambda> that way people think i am popular
<lambda> but its in a MMO
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#homelesshackers
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<hixx> submitting to bash.org is like applying to an ivy league school
<hixx> you either have to be very good, make a donation, or know the right people
<mcdougall> and if you fail there's always the qdb.us community college
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rejected on bash.org :P
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