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<XenThra> I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
<DevXen> Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.

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<TrumpetSamurai> That's it? Tongue piercing? Psh. My "rebellious moment" in college overturned an authoritarian government in South America.

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<Crucial> whats a quick way to push ipconfig /release, ipconfig /renew to 50 or
so workstations
<Mo> cycle power to the building

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<hypr> whats it called when u mix 2 tracks together
<teletitty> mixing?

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<Xerol|Work> customer wants to buy an "external processor"
<Xerol|Work> i want to buy a "gun"
<Xerol|Work> and "shoot myself"
<Warchamp7> You don't carry external processors?
<Xerol|Work> not ones that go in the "USA Port"

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<kitsuta> Holy jeez this alcohol has a lot of alcohol in it

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<@max> I wonder if uniball has ever thought of getting lance armstrong to sponsor their pens

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<Wolfram> if there's any city in the world that deserves to be destroyed by a thousand-foot cock unleashing a hundred billion gallons of radioactive semen, it's Tokyo

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<Alice> what's the most turned-on you guys have ever been?
<Bob> first time i seen my current girlfriend naked.. handjob, blowjob and titjob.. god damn.
<Carlos> Bob: you mean you jerked off her tit? does that even feel good for girls?

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