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#297744 (257/369) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nutkase> i need to schedule an eye exam
<nutkase> with a different doctor who wont cuss me out and tell me i need ritalin
<hateful> lol, did you jump when he was putting in the drops?
<nutkase> no
<nutkase> but when he was asking me which one was better number 1 or number 2 i was like how come there numbered and i only get 2 options
<nutkase> and then he was telling me to read the lines, and he had the radio on in the background and i was asking him to turn it up cause i liked that song
<nutkase> finally he said god damn it can you pay attention so we can get this over with and i responded with sorry i wasnt paying attention
<hateful> lol
<nutkase> and he proceeded to tell me i needed ritalin

#297733 (156/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~Chokehold> man
<~Chokehold> I love this torrent site sometimes
<~Chokehold> it just helped me prank this douche
<~ZeraDaMan> lol
<~Chokehold> some guy has been asking for this norwegian movie on DC++ all fucking day
<~Chokehold> so I'm like "fine, I'll help you look"
<~Chokehold> I found the nfo for the specific release he wanted
<~Chokehold> ..then I downloaded Big.Big.Babes.30.XXX.DVDRip.XVID-DFA
<~Chokehold> and renamed it a little bit
<~Chokehold> ...and tinkered with the nfo and sfv file
<~Chokehold> and remove sample :3
--- 11 minutes later ---
<~Chokehold> oh, the guy's back online
<~Chokehold> most likely he figured out what I did there

#297734 (117/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nick> knuck
<knuck> what
<Nick> do you have a fossil museum near you?
<Nick> I know there's like over 100 collections or someting in Brazil, so I Was curious.
<MonopolyMan> i have a fossil museum in my animal crossing town if that helps

#151878 (107/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
process hijack: why do they ship computers with norton on them?
process hijack: thats like shipping toilets with shit already in them
lbreeves2: lmfao
lbreeves2: so whats mcafee? shipping them with stagnant piss in there?
process hijack: yeah something alot the lines of that

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