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#297753 (1861/2045) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Seth> We were out fishing one time, and I was like, "So what would you do if I was dating your daughter?"
<Seth> And he goes, "I'd kill you."
<Seth> Straight faced, too. ;(
<Seth> And then he pulls out a knife, still straight faced.
<Seth> And then goes, "Just kidding man. She already told me."
<Seth> I damn near shit myself. ;<

#297701 (341/429) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ilikeanime12: lol universal is making an Asteroids movie
MDidget: ...
MDidget: why?
ilikeanime12: I don't know
ilikeanime12: but hey
ilikeanime12: at least there is no plot for them to fuck up
ilikeanime12: unless they don't have an asteroid and a space ship in the movie
ilikeanime12: in which case yeah they fucked up

#297561 (419/537) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ProtoTom> WTF's a woofer?
<Jizzle> It's a special speaker reserved for making "woof" sounds in some songs
<Jizzle> WHO LET THE DOGS OUT for instance
<ProtoTom> seriously?
<MACROX> yeah...the runtime complexity of producing that sound was way to high
<MACROX> so they implemented it in harware

#297574 (263/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Havokroft> \o/
<Panzerwurst> I shall steal your slash keys
<Panzerwurst> so you can't cheer any more
<Havokroft> o

#277318 (331/471) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dioz> god damn i need to shit
<dioz> woops
<dioz> does anyone else have the constant problem of typing into the wrong terminal?
* azn_jesus wonders what the right terminal for that was

#297048 (238/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+August> speaking of which, mom yelled at me the other day for not having a flying carpet in WoW.
<+August> i was like mom, my tailoring isn't high enough.
<+August> she was like "well get on it!"

#297299 (94/200) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< juliaNYC> a tanning bed is like a huge ezbake oven right?

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