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#195581 (247/373) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<titaniumone> A customer came into Best Buy and very clearly asked me where the "Black CD's" were. I assumed he was just your average ignorant racist so I brought him to the rap section, at which point he freaked out and had me get a manager so he could get me fired for being racist.
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[~Knoeki] a guy comes with a piece of paper with tubgirl printed on it.
[~Knoeki] showing it to me to shock me or something
[~Knoeki] so I looked at him asking why he'd show me
[~Knoeki] and he was like "wtf?!" because I diddn't seem disgusted at all ;_)
[KillerGeek] Did you show him goatse to try to shock him back?
[~Knoeki] nah, I just told him to find me something more recent to jack off to.
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#297492 (135/349) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[%slew] RAM: Used: 1337/2559MB (52% Load)
[%slew] i had to open 9 instances of paint and 3 of notepad to get it right :\
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[~binarybandit] What did the Buddha say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."Comment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net

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