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<gutupio> My dog has figured out you open the door by turning the handle.
<gutupio> He's trying to open the door now.
<gutupio> I'm afraid his ancestors might be raptors.
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<Khas> Is there anyway to speed up the mouse without increasing the acceleration?
<finn> move your hand faster
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#gentoo
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<@DigDug> should i do something nice for my sysadmin this friday?
< Thero> get him a cupcake
< Thero> with a little candle in it
<@Rjx> chmod all your files so you can't access them anymore
<@Rjx> then ask him for help
<@Rjx> it'll make him feel needed
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#geekissues
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helf2: sup
iKitsune: got a handjob from a midget in boaz today
helf2: wait, what
iKitsune: I got a handjob
iKitsune: from a midget
iKitsune: in Boaz
iKitsune: today.
helf2: yeah, thats what i thought you said
iKitsune: Do I need to post pictures?
helf2: no, I'm good.
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<Menacer> You'll either need to look in your owner's manual (or the aftermarket stereo manual) or pull the radio out and look.
<Tain> hmm ok
<Menacer> unless the aux ports are front-mounted, of course.
<Tain> menacer: it's under the thing you pull out that's all metal and when you put it on your skin it hurts
<Cpl_Ethane> tain: that's called a "cigarette lighter"
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#raspberryheaven
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