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#296994 (530/688) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Kat: You should have clocked how long you can hold it.
A V: well
A V: thats at least 90 minutes
A V: i know it was 90 min because i had fucking leekspin playing on loop
Kat: How disappointing
A V: and it clocked 90 minutes.
A V: yes, we fucked to leekspin.
A V: for 90 minutes
A V: and apparently i did well, because the next day, leekspin was her ringtone

#297012 (433/565) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ambulance: on my dryer machine the ignition knob is an oven knob for some reason
ambulance: I turn it to 'broil' to start my dryer

#297004 (390/522) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
John: i need something perverted to say to my gf
John: i'm just not perverted and dont know anything about that stuff
Ethan: say "I want you inside of me."
John: okay

#297001 (308/480) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chris> so a friend of mine had his senior prom on friday
<chris> and someone wanted to pay tribute to a kid that went to that school and died in a car accident
<chris> so he went to the DJ and asked to have a song dedicated to the kid
<chris> guess it was loud in the place because the DJ called the dead kid up to the DJ booth
<chris> ...the room went silent

#115098 (237/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lars44> ...
<Borealis> What's that, all the punctuation that you forgot to put in earlier?Comment: irc.waypasteleven.com, #n

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