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<dragongame> Welcome back, Peasant McDohl, to A DRAGON EATS YOU.
<dragongame> Your ability scores are: Str: 6, Dex: 4, Con: 6, Int: 6, Wis: 4, Cha: 3.
<dragongame> Fight a Giant!
<McDohl> !fight
<dragongame> You roll a 1. A dragon eats you.