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#295686 (229/483) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tobeh_> dfg
<tobeh_> hi guize
<tobeh_> im wearin lingerie under my clothes
<tobeh_> wanted 2 feel sexy
<whfsdude> I'm wearing naked under my clothes
<tobeh_> nice

#295693 (298/656) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Internet_Bound20> Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML