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AzuiSleet: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ortzinator: is that a "penis caught in zipper" scream or a "omg i just lost 3 hours worth of code" scream? |
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cached: you think it's a bad sign if a memory test says that the number of errors was -8? |
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<Catdaemon`> what does * do
<Ortzinator> everything |
#294875 (543/713) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pyro> I turn on GTA IV
<Pyro> steal a police cruiser
<Pyro> and sit around and watch for traffic violations
<Pyro> then I pull them over
<Pyro> and shoot them in the face
<Chroder> i think that's the modern version of pulling-legs-off-frogs
<Chroder> you're gonna be a serial killer |
#287935 (530/702) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< liat> OH MY GOD
< liat> IT'S GONE TOO FAR
< liat> I just got slipped a card at work when I wasn't looking.
< liat> It's one that you can self-record.
< liat> I didn't want to open it, I had this feeling.
< liat> I did against my will.
< liat> I got rickrolled, by a god damn CARD.
< liat> NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.. |
#294457 (636/844) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<khonsu> I dunno, I gave up on the LoTR books :P
<Madda> Oh
<Madda> Yeah, but that's understandable
<Madda> Tolkien makes wonderful worlds.
<Madda> But in terms of actually writing the stories?
<Madda> He's not so good.
<Valtieri> Madda: And goes on about 'em for 50 pages :P
<Madda> So, yeah, like, they were travelling.
<Madda> It was a clear day.
<Madda> The sun was high in the sky.
<Madda> The road they were walking on was lined with trees.
<Madda> The trees? They were like elm or something.
<Madda> Oh? What's on them? Well...
<Madda> It's like an uneventful part of a D&D game being run by a good DM but with a bunch of paranoid players.
<khonsu> hahaha
<khonsu> perfect
<Madda> "What does the road look like? IT'S A FUCKING ROAD, JUST GET ON WITH THE ADVENTURE!" |
#294698 (569/785) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Rjx_> the hairiest guy I know is turkish
<@Rjx_> he shaved his stomach one day and found out he had a six-pack
<@Rjx_> and was really happy |
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<airstrike> what do you reply to 'your kiss was still the best kiss i ever had'?
<airstrike> or most amazing, w/e
<MattTS> "Leave me alone dad..." |
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<EricTheRed-> i just got a great idea, i can use my laptop to keep my pizza warm
<EricTheRed-> just put the box under the laptop and compile something
<`WarpKat> ... |
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makkusu: THE RULES OF THE INTERNET CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS
laughlax: Ah, Jason
laughlax: yes they can.
laughlax: rule 34, remember? |
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