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#294682 (2121/2517) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sniep> my servers are all named after computer parts so that users sound like retards asking for anything
<sniep> "i need full access to ram!"
<sniep> "why is megabytes broken?!?"
<sniep> "who rebooted hard drive??!??"Comment: SomethingAwful

#294656 (402/618) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drac> I was in a public restroom today and the box that contains the toilet paper rolls has a side that can't be seen until you're sitting down
<drac> so I wrote "I pissed all over the toilet seat" on there

#294683 (308/498) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Nosleepo> polititians are using some kind of reversed alchemy...turns everything from gold, to shit

#294673 (386/656) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(ail) DESCRIBE HER LABIA
(Iridium) Meaty
(ail) like a ham hock
(Iridium) Like the inglorious results of an apprentice butcher's first time with the saw.
(Char-) you have a way with words

#294694 (225/427) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Englishbob> "We need to incorporate everything fun, great and functional about the 21st century"
<Englishbob> "This, my friends, is a USB rocket glitter lamp"

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