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chewypow: so when i worked at Starbucks in little rock, there was this super hot 18 year old, miss teen usa right
chewypow: she came in one day and was talking to me and told me when she was brushing her hair that morning, a lot of it came out.. she then continues to explain that she thought she had 'chemo'
chewypow: a week later she comes in and uses some mouthwash, and then swallows it. I point out to her that it says on the back if accidently swallowed to call poison control immediately
chewypow: she reads the label and looks at me and says "Oh.. it's ok. I didn't do it on accident"
muku: ...
chewypow: exactly. brain synapses stop firing when you hear this story right?Comment: Sadly a true story

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[middle of december]
<Wuffles> I just got my subscription confirmation for my MySQL course of November, 24
<Wuffles> How about that for timely delivery
<wouter> Wuffles: lol.
<wouter> thats quite early if its for next year. :)
<Wuffles> it isn't, alas :-)
<Wuffles> wouter: it gets better: the young lady answered that it was because they had trouble with their database :-D

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<celeste> d00d my room is so fucking cold now i don't even know what i'm going to do when it's actually winter...or even fall...
<celeste> right now i'm wrapped up in a sweatshirt, sweatpants and two blankets with my laptop on my lap and still cold
<ilanbg> wow
<ilanbg> oh yeah, I forgot you're in Boston
<celeste> (insert you talking about how nice the weather is down there and how you're probably sitting in your boxers....)
<ilanbg> I had to turn up the AC a little while ago
<ilanbg> oh lol

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