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-> From Ultor, to House:
- a friend back at RPI built a "headache generator". He read that the resonant
- frequency of sinus cavities is in the mid-30KHz range and built an oscillator
- to produce that and put it in the heat vents going to the upstairs
- apartment where they were prone to play really loud thumpa-thumpa music.
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<hectorofchad> I've seen the coat hanger abortion reference elsewhere but never really thought about it
<hectorofchad> I guess the hook helps
<hyp3rhax0r> I was never really sure how that worked and made a point of not trying to figure it out
<hectorofchad> haha
<hectorofchad> probably for the best
<hyp3rhax0r> fetuses are deathly allergic to coathangers as far as I'm concerned >_>
<hyp3rhax0r> NOBODY CORRECT ME
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<MystMystMystMyst> There's a famous guy who reminds me of you: Richard Borcherds.
<bbot> What was he convicted of?
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<Sektor> to the quote site, David!
<Neko> bash?
<Neko> qdb?
<Neko> i mean there isnt alot of selection, especially since it seems the tards working at both taking goddamn years to accept quotes
<Neko> its like they go through the entire american legal system to determine if something is amusing
<Neko> whats worse is half the quotes are terrible
<Neko> which i guess reflects it perfectly.
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ircstorm #teen-chat
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<@randi> seething. in. rage.
<@randi> i mean, seriously. who the fuck tries to connect to ssl via ssh?
<@randi> ssh must be the end all solution for connecting to *anything* that is encrypted
<@randi> i mean, my god.
<@randi> seriously.
<@randi> how the fuck did i ever have sex with him.
<@Verjigorm> Tab A, slot B
<@rm-fr> you had sex with someone who doesn't know the difference between ssh and ssl and who can't configure a FreeBSD workstation?
<@randi> YES
<@randi> i'm going to go home and scrub my vag until it bleeds.
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#bifemunix on EFnet
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<Sephgara> I've always wondered something...
<Xan> What?
<Sephgara> If you stab a fat person, would you get fat on the knife when you pull if out?
<_Celador> Ah a question for the ages
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