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<The Alchemist> you know
<The Alchemist> wow have been useful for me
<The Alchemist> from time to time, as a wannabe game developer, i feel this urge to make a online game
<The Alchemist> then i check the wow comunity
<The Alchemist> and then i see that if one day i make a online game, will have to deal with those same retards, and the urge goes away |
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<joseph321> hey guys can i ask a question?
<Stueh> Shoot
<joseph321> my girlfriend hasnt had her period in like 4 months do you think somethings wrong?
<Stueh> Erm ... you sure she's not pregnant?
<joseph321> yeah shes 4 months pregnant
<DanceNigga|Work> You can't be serious
<Stueh> Kid, it's not too late for an abortion, you know that right? |
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< pixie> Heh, looking at what things contain iron, its quite weird that I lack iron
< pixie> I eat plenty of things that contain it
< ari> So you eat plenty of iron but are anaemic? Why, that's ironic.Comment: ##pink
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<Buck> if you got like thousands of chameleons together
<Buck> could you use them as a monitor? |
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<&Axe> I would like to congratulate my wife on her successful breast-reduction operation.
<&Axe> It was only a bit of backache, you selfish bitch. |
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<MiracleBlue> I had the worst nightmare
<MiracleBlue> In my dream I was on the computer right
<MiracleBlue> And anyway, I was visiting a website and this pop up came up
<MiracleBlue> And installed malware on my machine
<MiracleBlue> And the porn king (you know that dude with the long hair and bald spot)
<MiracleBlue> His voice was coming from my computer
<MiracleBlue> Talking about porn
<MiracleBlue> I was like FUUUUCK
<MiracleBlue> And I immediately went to download.com and tried to download AVG
<Flawlessdave> That's not a nightmare. A nightmare would be if you were stuck with Norton
<MiracleBlue> Dear god |
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<charles> If every time I walk into Urban Outfitters, I want to kill myself, does that make me anti-emo or emo? |
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<skumby> i think only japanese chicks can get away with blue hair, a miniskirt, and a severed tentacle hanging from their twat |
#229169 (254/540) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< BlueWeasel> man
< BlueWeasel> first hurricane ike
< BlueWeasel> now a report about Windows 7 Beta coming
< BlueWeasel> the disasters just don't stop |
#148127 (199/435) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+MK> Dude, like, 90% of all people use shared or dynamic IPs
<+Nabaztag> MK: I don't.
<+Nabaztag> My ISP doesn't do that.
<+Syniphas> that's like saying "My girlfriend wouldn't cheat on me" |
#257781 (217/519) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kyle> December is just around the corner, and you know what that means.
<st0ned> Christmas?
<Kyle> no
<Kyle> DOCTOR WHO CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2008 |
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Zac2: "Scientists Find Gene That Makes You Good at Halo Also Makes You a Premature Ejaculator"
Jed_Reality: New Macbooks announced. |
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