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#250885 (2664/3178) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tomm> ... I am speechless.
<Tomm> I was randomly watching Youtube stuff when I saw a link to Never Gonna Give You Up
<Tomm> And I thought to myself... "Hey, that's a cool song, and I haven't heard it in a while"
<Tomm> So I clicked it
<Tomm> ...Chocolate Rain.
<Tomm> I JUST GOT FUCKING REVERSE RICKROLLED.
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<goldfish> I took this little green pill for a headache, on my Granny's recommendation.
<goldfish> I woke up in the backyard three days later, no trousers on, talking to Elvis about the infinite.
<goldfish> Granny was yelling out a window at me, "Get up you baby! I take three of those and do my grocery shopping."
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<Jeanette> FUCK THE LETTER O.
<Jeanette> I HATE IT FOREVER.
<Jeanette> ..
<Jeanette> FAREVER
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<onslaught86> Oh man.
<onslaught86> I just saw a cat get hit by a car.
<onslaught86> Most uncool.
<Sharkdog> :(
<Sharkdog> I love cats.
<onslaught86> They didn't stop.
<onslaught86> Jerkoffs.
<onslaught86> I went door knocking to see if it was anyone's cat, no-one knew.
<onslaught86> One guy said he'd call the ranger to have the poor cat taken away.
<Sharkdog> I hope you did that subtly.
<Sharkdog> "Hi ma'm is that, perhaps, your dead cat there run over in the middle of the road?"
<onslaught86> Oh god.
<onslaught86> Sharky, you have made my brain think very nasty things.
<onslaught86> "Oh hai! ^_^ I gots runned overs. :("

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