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#155550 (3302/3646) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TEHd> walkin home last night from the bars, reasonably wasted, stumbling everywhere, etc.
<TEHd> cop pulls up alongside me and charlie
<TEHd> says "You boys been drinking tonight?" in a pissed off, you're getting a ticket voice
<TEHd> charlie stares directly in his eyes, waves his hand in front of him and says "these are not the drunks you are looking for, move along"
<TEHd> cop laughs his ass off and drives away
#235178 (749/845) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Bubbles) diabetes...anemia...depression...alzheimers...is there any shitty disease I'm not going to be predisposed to?
(Alex) well
(Alex) STDs
#173028 (439/615) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Shadow_mil> we don't need biodegradable condoms. Normal condoms already do enough to protect the environment.
#242611 (446/686) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@danhm> I like lasagna but hate making it
<@danhm> it's like the antithesis of a baby

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