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#245012 (265/517) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ailure> what is divisible by zero?
<blackhole89> a miserable little pile of exceptions

#242982 (179/449) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
keegan: has anyone made a "Super Lehman Bros" videogame yet?
keegan: you jump and hit the block but instead of coins falling out you get worthless mortgage-backed securities
keegan: also put expensive suits on mario and luigi

#118914 (206/540) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@jonathan|roh> do you ever accidentally type more than 1 character
<@jonathan|roh> like type "helloo world"
<@jonathan|roh> I do
<LoX`> sometimes
<@jonathan|roh> and I feel guilty when I delete the extra character
<LoX`> I tend to spell "tomorrow" wrong
<LoX`> lol
<@jonathan|roh> it's like I brought that character to life
<@jonathan|roh> and now, I'm deleting it
<LoX`> oh wow
<LoX`> That's definitely something you don't hear everyday
<@jonathan|roh> I feel even more guilty if I delete the first occurance rather than the accidental occurance
<LoX`> You feel guilty over deleting characters?
<@jonathan|roh> you don't?
<@jonathan|roh> what kind of heartless beast are you?

#239876 (270/776) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Tyr> wow... epic story from my boss
< Tyr> so, i sent him an email letting him know i'm selling a laptop to see if the company might want to buy it
< Tyr> or if he might know anyone else
< Tyr> turns out he does
< Tyr> see, he has this friend that's notorious for sleepwalking and peeing in random places
< Tyr> he apparently got up and peed on his laptop this weekend
< loodWork> I guess when he woke up...
< loodWork> *puts on sunglasses* ...he was really pissed off...
< loodWork> YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

#242345 (45/397) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<briareus> QTParted sucks my donkey asshole
<Gr33n3gg> Since when do you have a donkey asshole?
<briareus> since I've been running QTparted

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