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#164080 (574/734) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stueh> Well I think the turning point in our relationship was when I said something weird (as a joke) and kinda freaked her out
<DamnedPixie> and that was?
<Stueh> Well we were having sex
<Stueh> And I wanted to say something for a laugh
<Stueh> So I was like "I wish I were you right now."

#150316 (538/740) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jackal>: So I went over to my hippie neighbor's house and asked for a pot holder, he went inside and came out with a sandwich bag...... note to self new best friend.

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* ~Rofflesama grabs Amyl and puts him on the 20 yard line.
* ~Danke goes for the kick.
[Amyl] was kicked by [Danke] [IT'S GOOD!!]

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<MotoToad> so, anyone wanna guess what a tornado sounds like?
<MotoToad> I was like 10 blocks from the one last night that hit the Georgia Dome.
<bmatt> mt, did you get to see it?
<MotoToad> no, didn't even know what it was when it was happening
<MotoToad> just sat there smoking a cigar thinking "damn, that train is hauling ass for being downtown"
<Dezmo> thats a mild storm in TX or OK
<Dezmo> but atl shits its collective pants
<MotoToad> dez, that's because there are things in Atlanta worth money :P

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<+sev> pegasus
<+sev> wake yo ass up
<@pegasus_> ?
<@pegasus_> i'm awake
<+sev> IRC dance competition
<+sev> go.
<@pegasus_> <o> \o/ <o/ \o>
<+sev> __o__ -_o__ --o__ _-o-_ __o-- __o_- __o__ }o{
<+sev> that's a wave followed by a goatse.
<@pegasus_> you win.
<+sev> yay!

#164029 (278/544) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stueh> Hehe we were joking around at work (she's a student there)
<Stueh> Her: Your hand is on my hip
<Stueh> Me: INCIDENTAL CONTACT
<Stueh> Her: You're standing awfully close
<Stueh> Me: It's a cramped working environment!
<Stueh> Her: You're staff, I'm a student
<Stueh> Me: ... I think you're hot.
<Stueh> Her: Me too.
<Stueh> *we both walk off in opposite directions*
<Stueh> So now, although we're cousins (but no one knows it) all her friends think we're dating =)

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chuckstud: C# is terrible
chuckstud: it's like visual basic raped c++ and c++ didn't get the abortion

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