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<Scrumps> Hm... how do you log a user out remotely?
<ShinCS> sniper rifle |
#187177 (802/912) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<steven> ok, burning 2 CDs and then we're off to the hospital to have a baby |
#205862 (594/712) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@taters> note to self
<@taters> DO NOT MESS WITH WIRES WHILE COMPUTER IS RUNNING
<@taters> i just zapped the fucking hell out of myself
<@taters> it shut my computer off, and i swear i smell burning hair
<@taters> funny enough, the first thing i thought after doing it
<@taters> besides "SON OF A BITCH OUCH"
<@taters> was "Hmm, i should have updated it if i was going to end up restarting" |
#224012 (616/790) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<psypete> ok, so i have a question
<psypete> fellow geohashers
<psypete> is there any prize or accomplishment for geohashing in a hurricane?
<joannac|reallyAsleep> a darwin award |
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<fugi> when mccain wins the election and invades iran, do we get to yell "Monopoly!" and put hotels across iraq, iran and afghanistan? |
#216681 (505/771) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Colin: So I saw this really hot chick in a bar and I'm thinking man I gotta talk to her. Then i saw she had a black eye and thought, damn, shes taken.
Mike: Looks like someone beat ya to it. |
#220694 (312/522) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@r0cko> i think im getting to old for video games, I was playing NCAA and my fucking moron QB fumbled on the last play of the game that would have been a touchdown and won the game for me, so I take the controller and slam one of the corners on my desk and it exploded into about 50 pieces, when I was a kid I was never strong enough to break shit...damn |
#220433 (319/607) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<parp> lmao
<parp> Journey is playing in my area
<parp> I had no idea they were still together.
<Rjx> you stopped believingComment: #geekissues
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#222135 (232/466) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
InfernalTempestX: she's like
InfernalTempestX: you'll never change
InfernalTempestX: i'm like
InfernalTempestX: you'll never lose weight |
#220691 (231/473) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Aga: I just binned a condom
Aga: it had ran past its expiry date
Aga: ...somehow I make sure to always have one around in case somebody else might be in dire need of one |
#215897 (221/453) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kris> damn 1337, now everyone's numberplate is talking to me |
#223252 (74/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mondus> Hey everyone.. Are any of you geniuses porting Google Chrome to FreeBSD or are you aware of anyone working on that?
<anxt> we use links
<indigoflux> I use telnet.
<phx> nah, netcat
<phx> telnet parses control characters instead of me, doing a poor job |
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