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<justin> shipped mah package
<justin> if you know what I mean
<jake> Shipping must have been cheap
<jake> if you know what I mean |
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<blu> so today i went outside because we had new stairs and etc, long story
<blu> so i go outside theres this girl on the street
<blu> so i go see her and tell her "i got molested by a mango when i was young what should i do"
<blu> SO NOW SHE PULLS A BRICK OUT OF HER PURSE
<blu> i start running
<blu> SHE FUCKING THREW IT AT ME
<blu> and now she just saw where i live
<@MokN> good luck with that
<blu> ok so i just went to give her the brick
<blu> she went
<blu> "WHAT THE FUCK ITS YOU AGAIN"
<blu> i said "hi here's your brick" |
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< tripletech> do old people really say pew pew pew? i thought that was a 00s thing
<@Fib> tripletech of course, winston churchill himself said in his famous speech "we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, pew pew pew!"
< fansipans> "do not want" was originally a prohibition protest song
< pmv> i thought it was the civil rights movement
< fansipans> pmv no that was can has
< pmv> haha
< fansipans> remember martin luther king's famous speech "i can has a dream" ?
< pmv> i can has cheezeburger was black slang for equal rights
< fansipans> well back in those days cheeseburgers were only served in the "whites only" section of diners
< fansipans> so it really was a rallying cry for many
< pmv> niceComment: #cobol
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<FoolsLove> <Skinny_Tom_Superpop> so i click download?
<FoolsLove> <FoolsLove> yes.
<FoolsLove> <Skinny_Tom_Superpop> so do i click downlaod?
<FoolsLove> <FoolsLove> yes
<FoolsLove> <Skinny_Tom_Superpop> are you sure i click download?
<FoolsLove> <FoolsLove> yes
<FoolsLove> <Skinny_Tom_Superpop> i clicked close
<FoolsLove> After I stopped rofling, I told him he had to go through one of the links to download it, and after I gave him a link to the post, he kept asking if he was supposed to click it.
<FoolsLove> I finally told him "No, don't click it"
<FoolsLove> and he said "I clicked it" |
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conquistador: seriously i think i've seen atleast 25% of all the amateur lesbian porn in the world in the past 48hrs
conquistador: my dick isn't even chaffing anymore and if i robbed a bank they wouldn't get any prints |
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< zashi> ahhhhhhhhh
< zashi> I know what volatile does
< feesh> lol
< feesh> zashi just had a matrix moment
< feesh> "I know kung-fu"
< feesh> zashi: show me
< zashi> the problem really only came about due to compiler optimization
< zashi> the compiler goes "oh look, it's checking the same memory location over and over. let's stick it in a hardware register and just use THAT value so it's faster" but volatile says "no way bitch. shit happens to this memory location regardless of what's going on in the program itself. keep checking the actual location or so help me god I will break your face"Comment: ##scifi, freenode
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<*********> memo to self - don't google puffy without google safesearch on. |
#217199 (55/375) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackMage> ...What the hell.
<BlackMage> I went to use the phone... and it shouts at me that it has incorrect network settings.
<BlackMage> What the fuck, liar.
<BlackMage> Now it's saying that I'm a new user. :(
<BlackMage> I don't want this phone anymore.Comment: irc.xevium.net
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