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#213280 (556/742) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Me: we finally got Rock Band
Paul: then why are you talking to me?
Me: my pinky is sore
Paul: heh heh...out of context FTW
Me: and my wife hurt her throat on Bon Jovi

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Mike: i was looking at computer parts late at night last semester at school.
Mike: my friend (whos bed was over my desk) leans down, looks at the screen, then looks at me and says
Mike: "you know lerch, normal people look at porn"

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<mindjob> im not talking about going to dinner with her and sharing a lovely conversation over tea
<mindjob> i'm talking about banging the living crap out of her
<mindjob> and making her asshole the size of a soup can
<mindjob> and then sending her away
<mindjob> far far away
<zaim> what kind of soup
<mindjob> chicken noodle
<mindjob> of course
<zaim> wise choice

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