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<Foxhill> lmfao @ a debt collection agency agreeing to my offer of paying off 8086.98 in monthly installments of a pound
<Foxhill> "final repayment month - November 2694"
<Foxhill> and thats WITHOUT interest
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Amul Muzz said:
Why do I get the feeling that this is really a mob, just waiting for someone to say something they do not agree with?
chrismjr said:
That's the best description for the internet I've ever heard
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<Flibberdy> what are the requirements in the US for a place to be classed as a city?
<Kefga_X> crime
<nsh> organised prositution
<NQM> They use the Giger scale.
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<rm-rf> they have all these talent audition shows
<rm-rf> I think they'd be much more interesting if they would flog the people who totally suck
<@AndroSyn> heh
<@AndroSyn> would that make you horny? :P
<rm-rf> imagine how much better Last Comic Standing would be if they'd beat the guys in the elvis-themed chicken outfit
<rm-rf> not horny, but it'd definitely get me moving in the right direction
<@AndroSyn> heh
<rm-rf> or the fat kids on those dance shows
<rm-rf> just imagine their sweaty, leotard encapsulated rolls jiggling in time with the thwack of the bamboo cane
<rm-rf> ok, I'm horny now
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