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#157664 (818/1046) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<y-yeah> UGH one of our birds died
<y-yeah> how to properly dispose of parakeet corpse
<stynxno> toilet
<bp> blender
<duckstab> do you have a deep fryer
#176915 (370/562) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* scooter mails the fist of death to one of the sales guys
<~scooter> he calls up and asks "how is the project for $client going?"
<~scooter> uhh, i have no idea what you are talking about.  in fact, i don't see that we ever got a request for $client to build anything.  the status is that you never entered a request.
<~scooter> "*clickety* *clickety* you should have one now."
<~scooter> i look and see "build a project for $client per the phone conversation we're having now"
<~scooter> "what's the status on it?"
<~scooter> i bit the end of the phone and cracked it
Comment: #geeks
#194565 (295/551) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<protospork> I just clicked on a random image link in a conversation about cocks
<protospork> man that was smart
#190128 (260/548) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<steven> Ahruman: brainfuck is as esoteric as i have gotten
<steven> i wrote a speech synthesizer in brainfuck once
<steven> it worked better than Alex... but i lost the code one day
<astrange> you wrote a speech synthesizer in 8-bit fixed-point?
<Ahruman> I wrote a fish in BASIC one, and it was ___this big___, but it got away.
Comment: #ubuntu

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