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osirisx11: i had an awkward moment with my boss just now
osirisx11: he went for the pound and i went for the handshake, and i shook his fist
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<delfin> I would play a lot more online multiplayer games if I didn't have to play with other people.
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<aq> are you using Adium still?
<ChrisKite> When I use OS X
<ChrisKite> but right now OS X is wiped from my iMac
<ChrisKite> lol
<ChrisKite> I just have XP
<aq> :|
<aq> That's like an exorcism gone wrong!
<aq> It's like you tried to cast out the demons, but accidentally cast out the soul instead...
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<indrora> the county commision for the blind has a shitty way of making users not mess with settings
<indrora> they set the password for the admin account to "youcantseeme"
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<Doc> I really liked the ending to Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, honestly.
<Doc> I thought it would be rather Lord of the Ringy, but it turned out to be quicker, better, and more emotional
<Yutz> You could have had Edward make out with Mr. Tumnus, then it would be nice and Lord of the Ringy
<Doc> My first thought wasn't "gross" but "I'm sure the internet has already done that"
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<Nebiros> can i ask about AIDS / STD?
<Nebiros> i had sex with a prostitute 2 days ago.
<Nebiros> i did penetrate her vagina with condom,then time ran out so,i was in a hurry and she gave me a handjob with condom covering my penis.After that i continue to penetrate her vagina.Does this tear the condom microscopically to allow HIV transmission?
<Nebiros> Moreover,after that i pulled my penis out of her vagina to fixed my condom,then it slipped.She then covered my penis with the slipped condom invertedly for 3-5 seconds (it only touches the penis head & part very close to the head).By the time i realized, i re-adjust my condom properly and continue to penetrate her vagina.
<Nebiros> Does this transmit HIV or STD?
<Nebiros> Sorry for my english.
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