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BabaYaga: Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way, right? "Prices and participation may vary." I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti! And blankets!
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<Trinexx> I broke my microphone yesterday
<Trinexx> and my first thought was "FUCK, microphowned"
<Trinexx> -_-
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<drgone> if i had to listen to hans reiser for 11 days, i'd find him guilty too

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