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#162072 (778/922) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LightFang> I'll be hosting a spelling bee.
<Stellaluna> CAN I BE IN THE SPELLING BE
<Psweet> misspelling "spelling bee" is an automatic disqualification

#160532 (609/879) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+allie> I always let my son stay home whenever he wanted to, so he didn't have to ever try to fake an illness.
<+allie> He loved school. It was always a big social event for him.
<+allie> Whenever I had to go somewhere to pick him up from something, all I ever had to do was look for where the big crowd was because he'd always be in the center of it.
<+wrong> selling drugs?

#152868 (437/759) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< nitrogen> har! i broke 100 on facebook!
< nitrogen> i win!
< curgoth> here's what you win;
< curgoth> 49 ongoing scrabulous games
< curgoth> 20 of which will send you daily pokes for not playing fast enough
< curgoth> 73 daily funwall posts of forwarded videos and "pass this on or your dog will die" posts
< curgoth> 357 invites to apps that require you to invite everyone you know to find out who your secret crush is
< curgoth> (which then notifies everyone you invite that you have a secret crush on them)
< curgoth> and 25 people you knew and didn't like in high school who think you should be fast friends now
< curgoth> and get upset when you don't share thier politics

#160001 (326/716) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[while uploading videos to YouTube]
<urbex> took over two hours?
<myself> yep. Woohoo, comcast?
<myself> well, it failed the first time, got a "connection timed out" after about 80% of it was up...
<myself> so I had to start again, because 1986 called and took their zmodem crash recovery protocol back

#159501 (216/808) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Starlights59: dude
Starlights59: i just got rickrolled by fucking drugs
Starlights59: i'm under the influence of stuff right and then like
Starlights59: out of nowhere
Starlights59: rickroll starts playing in my head

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