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#141669 (2278/2522) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Gunrun) Pringles are clever
(@Gunrun) they're like... self regulating
(@Gunrun) if you can't fit your hand into the tube to get more
(@Gunrun) then you probably shouldn't be getting more anyway |
#145699 (1902/2254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Jacob: heh
Jacob: my roommate just walked by with a bottle of water
Jacob: I asked her why she wastes her money on that shit
Jacob: she replied with "It's healthier than tap water."
Jacob: I took the bottle from her and showed her where it said "Source: City of Houston Municipal Water Supply"
Jacob: Tap-water. |
#146969 (1989/2405) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trinexx> a GM was playing hide and seek with us, right?
<Trinexx> offering a massive prize to whoever found her first
<Trinexx> so I reported a bug
<Trinexx> she summoned me to her so I could explain
<Trinexx> I just grinned and said "Found ya."
<Armada> Did you win?
<Trinexx> No, she sapped me and kicked me off the server. |
#141217 (643/807) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AgentRenegade> you know you spend too much time on your computer when you watch a clip of a website on the news, and instead of looking at the website itself, you focus on the fact that the station uses Firefox.. |
#146700 (1639/2133) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tigerlilley> Well, this isn't a full sex story but it was still pretty embarrasing:
<Tigerlilley> I'd just gotten out of the shower, and walked into the kitchen to grab a drink. Theonly thing in there was milk.
<Tigerlilley> Because I am retarded
<Tigerlilley> I spilt it all over myself
<Tigerlilley> So I'm in my underwear, white stuff all over my chin, neck and chest
<Tigerlilley> and my flatmate walks in
<Tigerlilley> looks at me
<Tigerlilley> and says
<Tigerlilley> "goddamn thats some scary de ja vu"
<Tigerlilley> :( |
#144684 (2010/2634) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
john2.0: so my mom was reading the list of songs that i have
john2.0: that i wrote down to give you
john2.0: she thought it was some suicide note |
#143405 (639/841) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< mrpull> my little boy (finally) made the transition from diapers to "big boy" underwear. On his first day back to pre-school he dropped trou and showed the whole class his Lightning McQueens.
< mrpull> and it created a domino effect of 3YRO's showing their undies
< mrpull> I didn't see it, but it looks hilarious in my mind |
#145960 (351/661) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Reiver: How fast are the taps?
Mango: tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
Mango: about that fast |
#147203 (324/794) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Giichi> so I saw a jeep for sale with the decal in the front, Christian Offroad Association
<DragonJoeCool> what doesn't Jesus do?
<Giichi> gays
<DragonJoeCool> true enough |
#146217 (241/615) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kefka> FAT32
<Kefka> That's what file system my body uses
<Kefka> :( |
#145443 (304/810) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Delirium> $this->hasFlavr() ? $nom->nom('nom') : $want->doNot() |
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