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#144904 (2279/2599) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<C-Johnson> holy shit
<C-Johnson> 420,000 people without power in miami
* C-Johnson has quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
<phlux> 420,001*

#143423 (2410/2978) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** dawg88 has joined #medical
(dawg88) hi, are all people in this channel doctors?
(+Reggae) yup.
(dawg88) i just wanna know how the possibility of a father to inherit a sickle cell anaemia gene to his son???
(+Reggae) humm, does his son has a sister?
(dawg88) yeah
(+Reggae) is she hot?!
(dawg88) fuck you

#142884 (2348/2910) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Elliotd123> How many members of a certain demographic does it take to screw in a light bulb?
<Elliotd123> A finite number. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

#142920 (2652/3372) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<paddypower> i saw these condoms
<paddypower> the inside is lined with some chemical that numbs your dick
<paddypower> so you can last longer
<Mongrel> or wear it inside out, and you don't even have to wake her up :D

#142667 (1379/1789) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Turra> the 5th element is awesome
<Kar> Boron?Comment: #TGi

#144151 (516/876) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<abc> I think it's time to switch to a new job.
<Wizard> why?
<lifesazoo> piss poor excuse for a wizard .. a real wizard would just know

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