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#140289 (2510/3084) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
iGenius52: i have a ladybug in my keyboard...
GogetaFour: LOL
GogetaFour: nice
iGenius52: i tried to take a pic but my phones acting weird
iGenius52: so i took a video instead
iGenius52: but i was listening to rocky music
iGenius52: so now i have a vid of a ladybug running across my keyboard with rocky training music in the background
#122198 (444/814) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bustatunez> it's like that couple from the folk tale
<bustatunez> where the woman buys her husband like a penisring, and the husband makes a necklace for her by cutting off his penis
<bustatunez> or something, I forget
<bustatunez> the point was that christmas fucks you up
#140546 (286/660) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Johnny> has there been a zombie tv series?
<Luigi30> the osbournes
#107607 (181/451) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TLC> My friend went in for an op on his hand, and they sent him for a shower and to put these paper pants and a gown on.
<TLC> Wondering what that piece of string on the pants was as he struggled to get them on, suddenly a nurse burst in
<TLC> trying to hide his modesty he realised that that bit of string he thought was either on the pants or the gown was the emergency pull cord
#113631 (150/546) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
VampiricVegan: did you know that man is cognate with the sanskrit verb root 'man', meaning to think?
VampiricVegan: so man means thinking being or something of the sort, etymylogically
VampiricVegan: etymologically?
VampiricVegan: etymology means the study of truth
VampiricVegan: so i'm pretty sure it's etymologically, because tymos is truth in greek
VampiricVegan: this has been your language lesson for the day
scythen32: did you know that the chinese common slang for prostitute is "chicken," because they sound exactly the same?
VampiricVegan: the words or the people and animals?
scythen32: yes
#108886 (123/557) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< thinkmad> I dont suppose anyone in here has ever even opened after effects
< thinkmad> or been within 100 yards of a computer with after effects installed
<@jonathans> i had a hangover onceComment: #geekissues
#132949 (-15/1011) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<G-Flex> OH GOD ANOTHER FAT GUY OUT OF NOWHERE
<G-Flex> JESUS
<G-Flex> what the fuck is wrong with Ohio

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