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#133573
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(meander) Newfoundland is like calling a place Untitled Document
(meander) i bet its the default name for discovered land
(meander) and they just clicked Ok
(meander) now all other countries have to start out as Newfoundland 2
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#138095
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<Ace_NoOne> I now believe that the Wikipedia folk assassinate people so they can be the first to report their deaths
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Evader: nothing beats a caffiene high when reading a good book
Evader: kicks the imagination into overdrive
Quixote: I'll bet a light dose of psychedelics would beat a caffeine high.
Evader: no, then the vowels would segregate from the union and you'd have an alphabetical civil war on your hands
Evader: if you REALLY fuck up, the numbers will come in as peacekeepers and proceed to draw out a year long campaign to 'resolve the conflict' while secretly stealing all the punctuation
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<simonova> so, supposing I wanted to show you guys the program I wrote, what's the best way to go about that?
<ubajas> Kill the president and clutch a printout of the program in your hands, as you're brought down by security guards.
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#perl
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<@ware> "ultimate myspace layout css"
<@ware> <style type="text/css">
<@ware> * {
<@ware> display: none;
<@ware> }
<@ware> </style>
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#bifemunix
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#136601
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<oxide> i took 3 benadryls slammed 4 beers
<oxide> im feeling pretty good
<drseuss> oxide are you alergic to beer?
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*** LabMonkey humps ktea's leg.
*** ktea gives LabMonkey a Beggin' Strip
<LabMonkey> IT'S BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*** LabMonkey flips out.
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#bifemunix EFNet
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