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#135435 (558/770) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZALOAWAY> .
<ie|Stacks> good point

#135637 (2267/3219) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Commander_598: Heath Ledger dead.
Kroko: ...what
Kroko: are you serious
Commander_598: Assuming CNN Headline News isn't just making things up.
Latis: No, he's dead.
Kroko: holy crap he is
Baconfish: have they finished making batman yet?
Kroko: yes
Kroko: I think
happydud: imdb lists Batman as in post-production
Baconfish: phew
Latis: awesome. We're safe guys.

#134980 (295/471) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<seraph> Hm
<seraph> I just got an e-mail from a friend's mom
<seraph> subject like "Are you able to give the gift of life?"
<seraph> I think it's about a blood drive, but it never actually explicitly says so
<seraph> Highlights from body text:
<seraph> "What a great opportunity to 'visit' and catch up."
<seraph> "It takes about an hour and you get the best cookies!"
<nodoze> ...is she hot?

#111830 (282/490) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tuxick> what annoys me a lot is idiot media crying "oil price up!! 80 dollars now!" instead of "dollar down! 1/80th barrel now!"

#135463 (43/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gekz> If I was going to kill myself, I'd do it in style
<Gekz> like tie a shotgun to a toaster
<Gekz> and when the toast it cooked I get slugged
<Eddi|zuHause2> and have the toaster run netbsd?

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