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<rob89> windows is being a bitch >_<
<Trinexx> Install Linux.
<rob89> no. i use windows for all my work
<Trinexx> Linux would be better for that.
<rob89> besides, i like being able to play a game or two
<Trinexx> Linux has games.
<rob89> im not getting linux. windows has great support, ill have this fixed in no time
<Trinexx> Linux has better support.
<rob89> if you say "linux" one more time, im gonna send you a virus
<Trinexx> Good fucking luck. I'm on Linux.
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<max> my mom friended my sister on facebook
<max> but not me
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<Prrrrostata> in the back of national lampoon they had little round stickers that had a picture of a screw on them
* JacklynHyde hoists an eyebrow
<Prrrrostata> you could stick them over the heart on bumperstickers
<Prrrrostata> "I <screw> my german shepard"
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<Fathom> Zoe: Would you prefer a woman with a healthy amount of body, or some calista flockhartish hussy who eats a few lettuce leaves for lunch every day?
<Zoe> I prefer men, quite frankly
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<Rachel> Can't move to Texas, I'm not legally female there.
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[marquis] Vista on my wife's laptop takes up ~800MB of RAM X_X
[carbine] Get a new wife.. One that doesn't use Vista
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* Fireboy224 joined #twokinds
<Fireboy224> Hello all
<ThePyrO> Yo
<ThePyrO> I don't know you, but I have a feeling we'll get along XD
<Fireboy224> Yes.
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<Aoi-chan> everyone's first vi session. ^C^C^X^X^X^XquitqQ!qdammit[esc]qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;:xwhat
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[+TheWickerMan] as much as i don't want to desecrate the memory of cliff burton
[+TheWickerMan] i can't help but chuckle a bit when reading about his death
[+TheWickerMan] getting crushed by a bus is tragic but
[+TheWickerMan] when the lift falls over that's picking up the bus
[+TheWickerMan] and you get crushed by the same bus AGAIN
[+TheWickerMan] that is just hilarious
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(@Hezzy) it pisses me off knowing that i'm probably having one of the worst days in my entire life and some faggot somewhere is having the best day of his
(@Hezzy) fucking arsehole, whoever he is
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