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#113987 (399/607) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kodan> I hate lawyers.
<Dwing> I'm a lawyer.
<Dwing> I AM OFFENDED BY YOUR STATEMENT!
<Dwing> <Sues>
<Kodan> <Counter-sues>
<Dwing> <Counter-Counter-Sues>
<Kodan> <Counter-counter-counter-sues>
<Dwing> <Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter-Sues>
<Kodan> <Spray paints self black>
<Kodan> <Pulls out the race card>
<Kodan> OH LAWD! THE WHITE MAN BE A PUTTIN' ME DOWN!
<Kodan> <Calls Al Sharpton>
<Dwing> ...
<Dwing> I bow to your superior tactic D:

#112620 (220/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kickass_5> google books?
<kickass_5> never heard of it
<HiLander> which one?
<HiLander> google or books?

#114303 (177/331) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Frolostalker> I fucking hate having OCD. Masturbations should be a joyous occasion. but noooo, after i masturbate, i have to go into my bathroom, and do it again, then preform an elaborte ritual of intricately touching all the walls in a specific fashion
< Frolostalker> fucking hell, i'm gonna go do that

#118850 (177/333) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<andr00> go ahead and google "meet russian women"
<andr00> hit "I'm feeling lucky", since it sounds like you are!
<chronomex> are you sure? this feels a little uncomfortable
<andr00> ok, well hit "I'm feeling uncomfortable."

#103236 (106/270) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Liquid> dude. I haven't visisted youtube in weeks
<Liquid> I'm cured!

#103234 (-2/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<megaman-_-> slash isn't legal in irc names ;?
<megaman-_-> hey, that's a nice one
<megaman-_-> ;?
<pope> did you get retarded last week or something?

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