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#115085 (339/451) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
DinkyDogg: me and porn has always been kinda like israel and nuclear weapons
DinkyDogg: i've never claimed to have porn but they all know i do
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<Razmann> isn't that a sign of the apocalypse or something?
* FurryHelix looks out of the window... "Nope. I don't see the five horsemen"
<Razmann> aren't there only 4?
<FurryHelix> no there were five, but one left before they got famous.
<Razmann> so since the fifth left, that would mean there's only 4
<FurryHelix> reunion tour.
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<@Foxhill> apparently when you piss in the sink, good etiquette says you're sposed to lift the plates up first
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<pvck> on most websites, "happy serfing!" would be an amusing typo
<pvck> but when the site is obviously russian, it takes on a whole new meaning
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<Tenniru> I was scrolling in the high 500s and Comcast's organization skill is weird
<Tenniru> 503: porn
<Tenniru> 504: porn
<Tenniru> 505: Pink Floyd's "Dogs" on a constant loop
<Tenniru> 506: porn
<FireKing> alaoaaoal
<flamingspinach> lmao
<FireKing> what the hell kind of awesome channel is 505
<Tenniru> well at least it was one of their better songs
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