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#118241 (2544/2984) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ves> Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance
<Ves> Curt teh Juggler: it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever.Comment: #dirt - Timboss
#125172 (305/459) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<davy> remember when braveheart came out and everyone said you can't have mel gibson playing a scottish guy cuz it wont be realistic?
<davy> well look at him now
<davy> an alcoholic racist
#130097 (252/396) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+openfly> i did a self evaluation once.
<+openfly> i don't think they'll ever ask for one again.
<+openfly> i had fucking charts in it.
#125661 (227/365) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@DJ> Oh man.
<@DJ> I got so excited.
<@DJ> I saw Pokemon the First Season on sale.
<@DJ> And almost bought it.
<@DJ> Then I remembered I was 18.
#114234 (256/434) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RadGoosed> I read "capslock" as a "cockslap" what does that say about me as a human being
#130058 (229/411) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@flamingspinach> lol I haven't printed out my schedule yet since my printer is out of ink
<@flamingspinach> but luckily I only have four classes today
<@flamingspinach> and by some amazing coincidence
<@flamingspinach> the first one's in tutorial room 16
<@flamingspinach> the second one is in lecture theater 9
<@flamingspinach> the third one is in tutorial room 25
<@flamingspinach> and the fourth one is in lecture theater 1
<@flamingspinach> how neat is that
<@flamingspinach> oddly 4351 is also the four-digit extension of the zipcode of my house lmao so this is easy to remember :OOOOOOOOOO
<aperson> flamingspinach I think your university is trying to tell you that you are a squareComment: #machogang on popn.cjb.net:4400
#127287 (138/354) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
wateronsand: ls
wateronsand: oops, you're not an ssh terminal :)
nichiyume: someday

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