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#117559 (2426/2808) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BORK> wow
<BORK> my boss just told me to "Open ze portz" in his heavy accent
<45.50> what ports
<BORK> All of them, apparently. He wants everyone to fire up the torrents/P2P and start enjoying work.
<45.50> shit man can i come work for you? where do i send my resume
<BORK> The reason being, is so that in a month
<BORK> he'll be able to boost productivity by like 1000%
<45.50> how?
<BORK> by telling employee's that he'll close their ports again if they don't do some fucking work
<45.50> ...
<45.50> i want my resume back
<BORK> >:)

#123702 (278/436) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kojispruke> Oh man.
<Kojispruke> So one of my cousins had a baby, rite.
<Kojispruke> "he's so cute" "Yeah, whatever, he'll grow out of it." "No he won't." "Uh, Michael Jackson was a cute baby too."
<Kojispruke> And then she stopped talking to me. :(

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