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<Zealo> English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark allies, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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<smxsy> 'i have forwarded this to the management team' = 'i have already deleted your email whilst wiping the tears of sadistic laughter from my eyes. thank you for contacting comcast customer support'

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<gaarie> who the fuck names a lake winnipesaukee
<DX|laptop> indians
<DX|laptop> and not the tech support kind
<ch> the casino kind