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<||bass> omg
<||bass> best pictonary game ever
<||bass> I was playing with lenina
<||bass> first she chokes herself and pretends to die
<||bass> then
<||bass> she gives me a handjob and points at my dick
<||bass> you know what i was supposed to guess?
<||bass> "Die Hard"Comment: #nobodysworld on deltaanime

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<r4v5> man, some day watching teenage girls take their clothes off and masturbate will stop being so damn awesome
<r4v5> that is when i will know i am gay or dead