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#118822 (984/1144) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
cycon365: autistic kids rock
cycon365: we're all afraid of him shooting us, so we take that into account and just try to talk and joke with him
cycon365: he talked with us and our teacher and kept making "your mom" jokes
kyo212: lawl
cycon365: we got tired of him talking in general so we tried to curb his "mom" jokes
cycon365: so we were like, "dude, you shouldn't make fun of people's moms, my mom could be dead"
cycon365: and the kid goes, "no she's not", so i look at him and go, "oh yeah, how do you know"
cycon365: and he quickly replies, "cuz she was awesome in bed last night"
kyo212: gawd, you got pwned by an autistic kid |
#118819 (490/704) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<averagjoe> Yup, that's the proverbial spewing-coffee-on-the-monitor
<LCkitten> Which proverb is that from?
<dianagram> I believe its from Starbucks 4:95
<JustWhoIAm> Is that from the "Book of Christ and Latte Day Saints"? |
#107571 (210/494) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zeralug> I don't like cheese
<+Lash> Why not?
<Zeralug> It smells
<+Lash> Well, by that standar, I don't like you. |
#118537 (27/565) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Incandenza> tracklisting of this album sounds awesome
<Incandenza> 1. "It's Complicated Being a Wizard" 23:00
<Incandenza> 2. "Opal Magic" - 0:50
<Incandenza> 3. "Ruby Magic" - 4:04
<Incandenza> 4. "Sapphire Magic" - 2:19
<Incandenza> 5. "Amethyst Magic" - 2:18
<Incandenza> 6. "Emerald Magic" - 2:31
<Incandenza> 7. "Amber Magic" - 3:25
<Incandenza> 8. "Gold Magic" - 2:27
<Incandenza> 9. "Crystal Magic" - 1:27
<Incandenza> 10. "Black Magic" - 3:37 |
#112564 (12/412) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@MrZodiac> You know, Ktea
<@MrZodiac> we're one big family
<@MrZodiac> We know each other on IRC
<@MrZodiac> we've seen each other's OkCupid accounts
<@MrZodiac> The next stop is a mortgage and rug rats
<@ktea> that may be the next stop for you... but I'm gettin off here
<@ktea> I don't need any IR babies
<@MrZodiac> I have a firewall, we can chat all we want without us worrying about you getting cyber pregnant
<@LabMonkey> internet relay babies... is that where I give my sperm to one node which passes it along to another node and so on until said sperm winds up at your end for insertion into your uterus?
<@MrZodiac> Pretty much
<@LabMonkey> need to acl that shit
<@LabMonkey> you match outbound sperm packets and DROP them right there?
<@MrZodiac> Egress filterting
<@MrZodiac> The condom of the internetComment: #bifemunix on Efnet
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