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#118151 (20898/24470) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
(+ware) slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo
(+ware) stressed and life seems to get funny?
(+ware) Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
(+ware) looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
(+ware) So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and
(+ware) THAT'S when the fight started . .

#117518 (2499/3099) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rijnzael> correcting wrongs on the internet is like subtracting 1 from infinity

#118292 (296/628) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DethFromAbove> rmuser she is not ugly
<DethFromAbove> she is fat yeah
<DethFromAbove> but I saw past that
<DethFromAbove> I don't know what to call that
<rmuser> gravitational lensing

#102712 (218/460) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[linux] hey i have a question
[helf] ok
[linux] i recently installed ubuntu on my laptop
[linux] and it works very good
[linux] the only problem is that i can not boot into windows anymore
[helf] uhoh

#105243 (247/589) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<withnail> i have a friend called Justin, and this girl said his name was how long it took for him to ejaculate

#118051 (-9/909) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brandino> It'd be funny
<Brandino> if black people decided to play SC
<Brandino> and ended up being better than the korean's
<Lokanas> Impossible
<SprtJuice> Black people can't even take care of their own families, so what makes you think they can micro manage a base + huge armies?

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