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#93358 (2875/3565) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Invisceo: If i don't get at least a 175 on the LSAT, i'll have to fly to NY and jump off the Empire State Building
Styling Dan: dude, jump off the world trade towers
Styling Dan: they are much higher
Kazooie197: Not anymore :|
Styling Dan: what?
Styling Dan: yeah, Im pretty sure they are the tallest building in new york
Invisceo: dude, where have YOU been?
Styling Dan: what?
Kazooie197: I'm probably taller than the remaining rubble
Styling Dan: what do you mean
Styling Dan: rubble!??1?
Styling Dan: WHAT THE FUCK?!
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GeneratorGamer3: So I camped out for an iPhone for three days
GeneratorGamer3:  And I was first in line, and I got up there, and the guy said they didn't have any
GeneratorGamer3: And I was all like "How can you not have one? It's an IPHONE!" and he was all like "Why would we have an iPhone at a Long John Silver's?"

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