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#92689 (468/770) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Therrol> I just send something to robyn that I did not mean to
<Allison> well depending on what it is it may not matter
<Allison> or it really could result in a mess..
<Therrol> I told her I was going to kill her and have sex with her eyesockets
<Allison> every time that goes through my head it just gets worse

#92959 (485/865) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<matt> i had chinese food last night
<matt> it wasn't that good
<matt> so then i go to the bathroom this morning
<matt> and, after a less-than-pleasant experience
<matt> the toilet overflows when i flush.
<matt> so, my first thought is "oh SHIT"
<matt> then my second thought is "heh, yeah, shit, like literally too"
<matt> but then my third thought:
<matt> java.lang.ToiletOverflowError;
<matt> yeah
<matt> i hated myself too

#92674 (264/646) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Contrast: Can someone point me in the direction where I can find out how to set up a home network, aside from just using NFS?
Khrajin: This way ------------>

#90677 (281/701) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bobba> Hey Karg.
<Karg> Hmm?
<Bobba> Can you help me?
<Karg> Hm...
<Karg> shaz, gimme 1d20.
<shaz> 1d20: 4
<Bobba> ?
<Karg> No.

#92466 (9/785) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Davey_Rootbeer> what the FUCK
<@Davey_Rootbeer> i am flipping through channels
<@Davey_Rootbeer> and pokemon is on
<@Davey_Rootbeer> and team rocket is running away from something
<@Davey_Rootbeer> and jessie is saying "next time wwe get a pokemon to defend us in court, it better be a nosepass"
<@Davey_Rootbeer> which is a pokemon that is a giant nose

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