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#92169 (405/677) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vergo> man...
<Vergo> back in the old days... we had smarter idiots...

#92436 (233/607) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nyschashi-Seikun> so yeah, I downloaded this random porno
<Nyschashi-Seikun> and it's a black porn movie
<Nyschashi-Seikun> and out of nowhere
<Nyschashi-Seikun> they start rapping
<Nyschashi-Seikun> and this skinny white guy, who is apparently the producer
<Nyschashi-Seikun> pops on screen with them
<Nyschashi-Seikun> and dances as they rap
<Nyschashi-Seikun> ;/

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<Sanguini> I'm pretty sure I didn't just piss on my dog
<Sanguini> Seriously, I just took her out, waited for her to piss, pissed in another direction, and she WALKED AROUND IN FRONT OF ME underneath my urine spray, but I didn't hear it stop hitting the ground, and she feels dry
<Sanguini> Idiot dog

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<Ishi> This sucks.
<Ishi> I started seeing a doctor a few months ago. Apparently I have an anxiety order and severe depression.
<Ishi> I've been on 8 or so drugs for depression and anxiety, right?
<Ishi> And its either hit or miss
<Ishi> And the miss usually involves me violently throwing up 8 times in one day
<JediKirby> From the drugs or because you're fat?
* JediKirby was kicked by Ishi (Learn to not be a wanker)Comment: irc.zirc.org #Massassi

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