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#90304 (2280/3012) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Jigsy> [10:37:19] <OD_Jonno> even the adults over 18 are soon to be limited to smoking in their houses
<@Jigsy> Unless a burglar breaks in.
<@Jigsy> Then it becomes his workplace.
#80277 (175/511) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@nakor> baseball bats remind me of hentai
<@Akamu> ...
<@Akamu> I'm curious on the relation there.
< Syntacs> Once while playing baseball he slid into first (dude, you can keep running, but whatever), and it kind of scraped up his knee, which reminded him of a time as a kid when he idly used an eyedropper to make little suction marks on his legs and the other kids made fun of him the next day, which reminded him of the little suction things on octopus tentacles, and well, the train of thought is obvious from that point.
#91398 (173/507) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MonopolyMan> Taft was the last American president to have had facial hair (in this case, a moustache), as of 2007.
*** MonopolyMan sets the channel topic to "BRING BACK THE PRESIDENTIAL MOUSTACHE".
<Legion> lol
<Legion> That's awesome
<Legion> I can't even tell you one fact about Taft
<Legion> Other than what you just said
<MonopolyMan> i only remember he got stuck in the bathtub alot
<MonopolyMan> so they made a really big one
<||bass> i know a fat about taft
<||bass> *fact
<||bass> shit
<||bass> i gave the fact away too
Comment: #nobodysworld on deltaanime
#78379 (8/520) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+commodore_dude> BalefireX
<+commodore_dude> i dunno wtf happened
<+commodore_dude> but my mom heard some thing on the radio about how the elise is gonna be highly collectable in 10-15 years
<+commodore_dude> so now she's bugging my dad to get one
<@BalefireX_> you know, commodore_dude
<@BalefireX_> it kinda sounds like your parents are pretty cool
<+commodore_dude> har
<+commodore_dude> yeah
<+commodore_dude> they're awesome
<@BalefireX_> they must be so disappoined
<+commodore_dude> :D
Comment: #gideontech

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