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#90649 (523/695) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<X> i want like
<X> a vagina for a week
<%Growly> Me too
<%Growly> Not on me
<%Growly> but access to one
<X> i'd want one on me
<X> just to see how it feels
<X> (AND USE IT TO STORE COINS AND VARIOUS ITEMS)
<%Growly> I'd call you creepy if I hadn't had that thought myself
#77357 (401/635) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CPOK> so when are you americans gonna catch up with the rest of the world and use metric anyway?
<Molgorn> I'll drink to that!
<Molgorn> Anyone fancy a pint?
#89351 (279/565) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TrevorParscal> when she turns 3.14159265 we are throwing her a PI birthday party...
#89114 (73/369) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
daftpunk988: Bah, Im gonna hate going to college
daftpunk988: Hell, I still dont know exactly how college and university works yet
daftpunk988: Like majors and minors, what the hell does that mean?
LuminousIce: Major is just your primary field of study... the classes you take, the subject you focus on, etc. It's like choosing what you hated least in high school as something you get more of. Minors are the supplement to that... Like the smaller, less imposing crony that helps out the big scary mother fucker.

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