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#85592
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* Apo[Herpes] is now known as Apo[Heroes]
<+Apo[Heroes]> WHY DIDN'T ANY TELL ME IT SAID HERPES?!!!
<+xpCynic> it looked intentional...
<+Apo[Heroes]> it wasn't
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irc.esper.net #rohmacking
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#78733
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*Dravas has quit IRC
<Caprisun> im gonna take a video of me fucking that girl he likes
<PS31791> O_O
<PS31791> that would suck
<PS31791> if i saw that
<PS31791> id be like
*Takumi has joined #main
<PS31791> from now on im gonna be gay
<PS31791> ...
<PS31791> Takumi... i can explain...
<Caprisun> XD
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#80041
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[xexyz] Help me dave. I have a 17 year old girl chasing me.
[davek] Congrats, xex
[xexyz] :p Need a little more help than that
[xexyz] Wait.. 17 is legal here in Texas..
<xexyz goes AFK>
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#85843
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<+Meglo> This reminds of back when I played Star Wars Galaxies. I killed some guy so many times he sent me a tell that he was going to kill himself and it was all my fault. Thats the only time I feel I have ever "won" at an MMO.
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#synthetic-geeks
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#88844
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<Slowking_Man> Ugh, I'm dealing with a site that apparently uses javascript to load flash to load WMV files
<Slowking_Man> It's like something out of Richard Stallman's nightmares
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#defocus@irc.freenode.net
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#88639
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<Apollo> lmao, that reminds me of when ryan had the INCREDIBLE plan to submit a quote to bash. The gimmick was that each time it was rejected, he'd add another line and resubmit it until it was accepted XD
<Trinexx> how did that turn out?
<red_ryan> well, its been over a year and they still havent moderated the third attempt.
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#81483
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<Trinexx> I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO DO!
<Trinexx> If I catch you with your dick in my vaccuum cleaner one more time, I'm gonna kick the shit out of you. Are we clear?
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dalener: hey at least when i move my room it'll be sound free of most people and have a big bed
dalener: then my plan to fuck someone will be complete
Mrs_Grima_Wormtongue: no
Mrs_Grima_Wormtongue: you still need the person
jack_burton84: goddamnit
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NatNic1: HALLELUJAH!
NatNic1: or however you do the letters in that word thing
F 7 Y: rofl what
NatNic1: ya know
NatNic1: whats it called
NatNic1: oh
NatNic1: spelling
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