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<upparoom>So this chick I know is suing her Birth Control maker
<upparoom>She started taking it and gained a bunch of weight.
<upparoom>She went from a size 5 to a size 22 and lost most of her hair.
<upparoom>I'm thinking...
<upparoom>thats some pretty damn effective birth control..
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OnionsAhoy: jacking off is like playing solitaire, you only play so that when you win you get to see the cards do that flip out thing
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<nazgjunk> <oohal> Phate, problem is that you don't really have access to porn in the shower <-- you need porn to jack off?
<nazgjunk> o.O
<oohal> it just helps
<Phate> nazgjunk, i was going to reply "It helps having the shower located next to your parents room who frequently have sex" but thats wrong =\

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