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dftpnkezln: For all of you reporting a score more than 100 as you iq lol @ you. How can you possibly score more than 100%?
dftpnkezln:I'm very happy with my score of 89.
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Sean: cause you see more deer on the nuke station's property
Sean: they know there is no danger within the fence
Aaron: Can those ones talk?
Sean: well, its been there 30 somethign years
Sean: i'm sure they've figured it out
Aaron: Haha. You'll have to ask one.
Sean: well most places deer run and hide at the sight of a car or person
Sean: here they'll stand on the curb and eat grass while construction workers are working and cars are going by
Sean: with no cover or anything
Aaron: Ah. Someone should give them something to fear...
Sean: they have nothing, they found a wolf on site once, and it was shot
Aaron: They've built weapons?!
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<bebop> watch hentai
<bebop> and take notes
<pingu> i was hospitalized once for trying something i saw in a hentai
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<DaveLegg> police van just stopped outside for a minute lol
* DaveLegg closed utorrent
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irc.kick-ban.me.uk #kick-ban
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<stac> ...
<stac> wtf
<stac> i just called a mate in the office
<stac> he picks up and informs me that he is in the toilet taking a crap
<stac> i tell him i'll call later
<stac> and he says "no no, we can talk. it will be a longer session"
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mWtNet/#sporks
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Dexi: This girl has issues
Dexi: she had what, a 2 day "relationship" with a guy she had never met
Dexi: and shes freaking out because he wasn't into it and broke up with her.
Cynic: EXACTLY!
Cynic: She's freaking out more than I was when I was dumped after 2 years! Well, freaking out more verbally...
Dexi: you killed a cat...
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