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#81271 (382/512) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Syntacs> I just cut my finger with a disposable tupperware container.
<Syntacs> If I'm ever the victim of a home invasion, I guess I'll know what to defend myself with.
<RedBeard> mini velociraptors?
<Syntacs> Right, but failing that, the disposable plastic containers I keep them in. |
#81660 (378/538) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Trinexx[4fk]> Vista makes me feel like a kid again. Not being able to do anything, having to get permission to talk to anybody, not being able to play any of the "cool" games, etc |
#79206 (330/522) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CookieF> asl
<ls_> As a rule - I don't chat with Cypriots.
<CookieF> im from the uk
<ls_> Your hostmask is from Cyprus.
<ls_> Your DNS is 81.4.145.64.
<CookieF> i live in london
<ls_> That traces to an ISP in Nicosia.
<ls_> Hang on, I'll tell you which one.
<ls_> Cyprus Telecommuncations Authority (Note, they misspelled Telecommunications).
<CookieF> fuck u
<ls_> This is why I don't chat with Cypriots. |
#74927 (270/428) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@hybrid> this commercial said "PeoplePC is your best choice for dial up and find out why JD Power & Associates Ranked Us Best Customer Service Among Dial-Up Service Users"
<@hybrid> and i thought... isnt that like an award for "Happiest Wife in Abusive Relationship?"Comment: #imagi-nation freenode
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#77469 (308/492) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mike> im taking physics, english, comp sci, discrete math
<drmario> discrete math?
<drmario> like, y = mx + b only when nobody is looking?Comment: #freebasic
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#83676 (255/423) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ahabman> When I was at purdue, I was wearing my uniform to go to a lecture I was giving.
<Ahabman> Some girl called me a "baby killer"
<Ahabman> I stopped and said "lady, I'm in the Coast Guard. I don't kill babies. I kill baby seals." |
#74366 (302/540) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
mistah_j: most fat people are like IT'S MY METABOLISM
mistah_j: it's like no shit it's your metabolism
mistah_j: it can't burn 8000 calories a day you fat fucksComment: #rohmacking on espernet
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#77259 (214/388) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
leemur > vista officially sucks
ZoFreX > officially?
ZoFreX > you mean Microsoft put out a press statement saying so?
leemur > netHack dosent run on it
spb > WHATComment: #freenode-social
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#81975 (224/432) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Timestamps in CDT
11:35:29 <billn> morning
11:35:43 <rm-rf> its afternoon fuckface
11:35:49 <billn> uh
11:35:59 <billn> not even in oklahoma is it afternoon
11:35:59 <rm-rf> don't give me your different time zone bullshit
11:36:07 <lemyn> no, it's still morning
11:36:08 <rm-rf> 11:30 is technically afternoon
11:36:14 <billn> what time is noon?
11:36:20 <rm-rf> I hate youComment: #bifemunix EFNet
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#81109 (151/315) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Lord of the View: Can anyone solve this for me?
Lord of the View: 100*X/22=120
Lord of the View: What is X?
DemiGod: What are you trying to solve?
Lord of the View: Well, 120 is my IQ result. 22 is my chronological age. I want to know how old my mental age is.
DemiGod: ... |
#78215 (120/308) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@norman> so, how many dates do you have to go on before it changes from assault to domestic violence |
#75676 (136/354) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[Pk] well on aol they just let me click on whatever smiley i wanted. this website is too complicated |
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